O.J. Relieved To Finally Be Away From All Those Black People
After serving nine years in prison following his conviction for a 2007 armed robbery, newly released hall-of-fame running back O.J. Simpson reported Sunday that...
Trump Shows Off New Fidget Spinner In Meeting With Trudeau
Washington D.C. - During an Oval Office meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister Wednesday morning, President Trump enthusiastically showed off his new red, white,...
Tamagotchi Wedged Between Bed And Wall For Past 18 Years Survived...
Cherry Hill, NJ - Following a string of tough setbacks, 31-year-old Jessie Boyer moved back in with her parents Friday only to make a...
Joe Thomas Admits Thinking About Other Quarterbacks While Protecting Browns’ Signal...
Cleveland, OH - Perennial All-Pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas shocked fans Monday when he admitted during an ESPN interview that he sometimes thinks about...
Op-ed: The Toy Under The Couch Is Never Coming Back
It happened again. I swore it never would, but it did. I lost control of my favorite scrunchy foil ball and it went under...
Report: Hugh Hefner Stiffest He’s Been In Years
Beverly Hills, CA - Less than 48 hours after the death of 91-year-old iconic Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner, many of those close to him...
Disgraced Woman Admits Exaggerating How Blessed She Is On Instagram
East Bay, CA - Insta-wife and mother of two, Maddison Klein, pleaded guilty Wednesday to lying to her 2,000+ Instagram followers by using misleading...
Single Mother Could Get So Much Action With Son Out of...
Warren, MI - Multiple sources confirmed Tuesday that 28-year-old X-ray technician Dana Timmreck would be getting some serious action if only her five-year-old son...
Joe Thomas Admits He’s Never Learned The Name of Any Browns’...
Cleveland, OH - Browns' all-pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas set a jaw-dropping NFL record Sunday when he surpassed 10,000 consecutive snaps without ever coming...
Man Who Received Save-The-Date But Not Actual Invitation Unsure How To...
Lambertville, NJ - Local electrician Joseph Chapman was reportedly unsure how to proceed Tuesday as his friend's wedding, for which he received a save-the-date...