EPA Goes On Bender; Drunk-Dials Ex
Washington D.C. - After months of escalating abuse, friends and family of the EPA reported Thursday that the agency finally snapped and went on...
Study: Long Island Iced Tea Drinkers 3x More Likely To Have...
Stanford, CA - A study published Friday by the Stanford School of Medicine revealed that people who drink Long Island Iced Teas are in...
McGregor Vows Not To Lose Decision By More Than 20 Points
“I’m the greatest MMA fighter of all time and I’ve recently learned the rules of boxing. There’s no way Floyd is gonna beat me by more than 20 points.”
16 Things Your Cleaning Lady Wishes You Knew…OMG I’m So Guilty...
We’ve interviewed experienced housekeepers on matters, such as how much to tip, which requests are considered rude, and how much sexual harassment is too much.
Jilted Girlfriend Sadistically Re-Sets Netflix Password
GLENDORA, CA - 26-year-old hairdresser Candace Patterson sparked controversy Tuesday when she viciously reset the Netflix password she shared with long-time boyfriend Jake Quiller...
OP-ED: Maybe If That Black Woman Would Buy An Expensive Item...
I’m not a racist, but I don’t understand why black people keep complaining about being followed around my candle shop by security, when all...
New GMO Onion Pushes Tears Way Way Deep Inside Where They...
The U.S. Department of Agriculture announced this week that it has formally approved a new type of genetically engineered onion developed by GMO giant...