8 Ways To Be Drunk At Work Without Noticing Your Co-Workers...
We’ve all been there. Behind your desk at 8:15 when you just took your last shot of Jamo at 5:36. Or maybe you had...
Make Sure You Tell Your White House Colleagues How Much They...
We all know that glory is fleeting in this administration. But recent events have been a true wake-up call to those of us who...
Scaramucci Fucks America On First Date; Never Calls Back
Washington D.C. - Confimring everything America already thought about men, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly ghosted the Nation last week after the two had sex on...
Scaramucci Perfect Gentleman at 6-year-old daughter’s Tea Party
Long Island, NY - Newly appointed White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci shocked observers Friday afternoon when he behaved like a perfect gentleman at...
Inspiring! US Announces Transition, Comes Out As Authoritarian Kleptocracy
After much speculation, The United States of America has officially come out as an Authoritarian Kleptocracy. In an interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer...
Stripper Who Gave Usher Herpes Sues For Royalties
Los Angeles, CA - 25-year-old exotic dancer Eden Hooper filed suit Monday against Jane Doe, recent recipient of a $1.1 million settlement from R&B...
Breast Feeding Infant Really More Of An Ass Man
Spokane, WA - Despite his total dependence on his mother’s breasts for sustenance, 13-month-old Daniel Lawton is actually more of an ass-man according...
Amazon No Longer Largest Streaming Service Following Netflix’s Purchase of The...
Luxor, Egypt - Unsatisfied with its status as the second biggest streaming service in the world, Netflix announced Friday it has reached agreements with...
Guy Who Invited Drunk Asshole To Party Struggles With How To...
Zionsville, IN - In a totally unexpected ordeal, local IT project manager Patrick Leaming struggled with how to deflect blame after inviting obnoxious asshole...