Adorable! Millions of Wild Rats Gather To Fuck At Sizzler While...
Tacoma, WA - While most restaurants remain open for delivery or takeout, many states have now ordered-closed all buffet-style dining establishments as...
Retail Center Declares Marshalls Law
Maddison, WI - In an effort to protect retail workers from throngs of middle-aged women taking advantage of designer products at sensible...
‘Avatar’ Sequels Suspend Filming In New Zealand After Testing Negative For...
Christ Church, New Zealand - Filming of James Cameron's long-in-the-works Avatar sequels came to an abrupt halt Monday amid fears that no...
President Comforts Nation With Fireside Tweets
Palm Beach, FL - In an effort to calm an increasingly panicked nation, President Trump announced Thursday his plan to address his...
Endorsement: Mike Bloomberg Is The Only Candidate With The Integrity And...
We at Whiskeyleaks have worked hard to establish a reputation for integrity and truth-seeking in our hard-hitting journalism. We've always found it...
Pence Confident Coronavirus Reversible With The Right Therapy
Washington, D.C. — In the midst of nerve-racking reports that a global pandemic is inevitable, President Trump announced Wednesday that Vice President...
Swastika Actually Ancient German Symbol of Hate And Genocide In Some...
“Ethnic cleansing” is probably the last thing that comes to mind when you see a Swastika scribbled on the wall of your...
Diminishing Roll Losing Hope It Will Ever Be Mounted
Shared Bathroom, USA - Propped upon the proudly mounted cardboard carcass of a formerly plump roll of bathroom tissue, yet another fast-diminishing...
Photos Emerge of Former Mississippi Senator Jefferson Davis Wearing Confederate Costume
Biloxi, MS - Social media was abuzz Tuesday after photos surfaced on Twitter appearing to show former Mississippi Senator Jefferson Davis wearing...
Breaking: Active Shooter In U.S.
United States - In the wake of reports of a mass shooting currently in progress since early Monday morning August 1st, 1966,...