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EPA Goes On Bender; Drunk-Dials Ex
Washington D.C. - After months of escalating abuse, friends and family of the EPA reported Thursday that the agency finally snapped and went on...
Study: Fear of Liberals Taking Guns Number One Reason For Keeping Loaded Gun By...
Washington, D.C. - According to a study published by Pew Research Center this week, most Americans cited fear of liberals breaking into their home and...
Master Race To Shift Extermination Efforts To Lice And Scabies
Pelham, NC - In a surprising shift of strategy, KKK Grand Wizard Justin Moore announced Tuesday his organization would pivot from its long-standing efforts...
OP-ED: I Drowned My First Litter; And It Was The Right Thing To Do
My name is Miss Igloo. And I drowned my first litter.
For nearly five years, I buried those words in a hairball of secrecy and...
Don Jr. Has No Recollection of Telling Father How Third Season of Narcos Ends
Washington D.C. - Newly leaked transcripts of the Senate testimony of Donald Trump Jr. reveal that the president's firstborn had his allowance cut in half following an...
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