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OP-ED: I Am an Independent, Impartial Judge of Beer
By Bart O'Kavanaugh
I was deeply honored to stand at the White House July 9 with my wife, Whatsherface, and my daughters, they know who...
Scaramucci Fucks America On First Date; Never Calls Back
Washington D.C. - Confimring everything America already thought about men, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly ghosted the Nation last week after the two had sex on...
Breaking: Active Shooter In U.S.
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Bannon Resigns From Breitbart To Spend More Time With Scotch
Brentwood, CA - Breitbart News Executive Chair and controversial right-wing firebrand Steve Bannon resigned Tuesday in the wake of the publication of a new...
Massive Voter Fraud Uncovered When Local Democrat Posts Selfie with 2 “I Voted” Stickers
Just hours after midterm elections were officially called, irrefutable evidence of widespread voter fraud surfaced when Florence Stanely, a registered Democrat, posted a picture...
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