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Massive Voter Fraud Uncovered When Local Democrat Posts Selfie with 2 “I Voted” Stickers
Just hours after midterm elections were officially called, irrefutable evidence of widespread voter fraud surfaced when Florence Stanely, a registered Democrat, posted a picture...
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I’m not a racist, but I don’t understand why black people keep complaining about being followed around my candle shop by security, when all...
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Los Angeles, CA - In stark contrast to the countless unrequested penile photographs with which she was previously inundated, local hostess Sarah Halicki was...
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Zionsville, IN - In a totally unexpected ordeal, local IT project manager Patrick Leaming struggled with how to deflect blame after inviting obnoxious asshole...
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