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Study: Day-Drinking Tied To Higher Incidence of Going To Bed On Time
Pasadena, CA - A study published Tuesday by researchers at Caltech found a surprising correlation between consumption of copious amounts of alcohol during the...
The New Yorker Sues Make-A-Wish Foundation Over Guarantee Andy Borowitz Had 3 Months To...
New York, NY - Attorneys for The New Yorker magazine filed suit Monday against Make-A-Wish Foundation, alleging the charitable organization falsely promised in 2012...
Diminishing Roll Losing Hope It Will Ever Be Mounted
Shared Bathroom, USA - Propped upon the proudly mounted cardboard carcass of a formerly plump roll of bathroom tissue, yet another fast-diminishing...
Mother Earth Impatiently Awaits Human Extinction; Needs Some Time To Herself
Olduvai Gorge, Tanzania - During a tearful visit to the place she first met mankind, Mother Earth announced Tuesday that she has given up...
Amazon No Longer Largest Streaming Service Following Netflix’s Purchase of The Nile
Luxor, Egypt - Unsatisfied with its status as the second biggest streaming service in the world, Netflix announced Friday it has reached agreements with...
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