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OP-ED: I Drowned My First Litter; And It Was The Right Thing To Do
My name is Miss Igloo. And I drowned my first litter.
For nearly five years, I buried those words in a hairball of secrecy and...
Steve Bannon Diagnosed With PTSD After Accidentally Pressing #2 For Spanish While Applying For...
Beverly Hills, CA - Renowned Psychiatrist Dr. Bernard Neagle confirmed Wednesday that recently fired Breitbart chief and former Whitehouse advisor Steve Bannon has indeed been...
Self-Driving Uber Suspended After Touching Self In Front of Female Passenger
Tempe, Arizona - Uber announced Friday the immediate suspension of its four-week-old autonomous car pilot-program following accusations that one of its self-driving vehicles exposed...
Joe Thomas Admits He’s Never Learned The Name of Any Browns’ Quarterback
Cleveland, OH - Browns' all-pro offensive tackle Joe Thomas set a jaw-dropping NFL record Sunday when he surpassed 10,000 consecutive snaps without ever coming...
Science Explains Why Tide Pods Taste Like Cilantro To Some, Soap To Others
Enthusiasts of the flavor of Tide Pods often compare its aromatic aftertaste, to that of the fresh crisp, universally adored herb cilantro. Thanks to extensive...
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