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STUDY: Phone At 17% Will Totally Last The Night
San Diego, CA - Researchers at the University of California San Diego published findings Thursday showing that local hostess Angela Howell’s Iphone, currently at...
Steve Bannon Diagnosed With PTSD After Accidentally Pressing #2 For Spanish While Applying For...
Beverly Hills, CA - Renowned Psychiatrist Dr. Bernard Neagle confirmed Wednesday that recently fired Breitbart chief and former Whitehouse advisor Steve Bannon has indeed been...
Man Prepares Organic Gluten-Free Non-GMO Meal For Dog Who Just Ate Own Shit
Portland, OR - Local coffee-blogger Damien Lardner impressed friends and neighbors Sunday when he spent nearly an hour preparing a nutritious organic gluten-free Non-GMO...
Genius! This “Tinder For Incels” Will Stalk And Verbally Abuse Women BEFORE They...
Dating can be exhausting when you're an incel. After swiping left on 90 percent of Tinder profiles because the prospects are too fat, too...
Mother Earth Impatiently Awaits Human Extinction; Needs Some Time To Herself
Olduvai Gorge, Tanzania - During a tearful visit to the place she first met mankind, Mother Earth announced Tuesday that she has given up...
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