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O.J. Relieved To Finally Be Away From All Those Black People
After serving nine years in prison following his conviction for a 2007 armed robbery, newly released hall-of-fame running back O.J. Simpson reported Sunday that...
Climate Scientist Cashes In On Global Warming Hoax By Landing Sweet Adjunct Professor Gig
Medford, MA - 33 year-old climatologist Dr. Edward Hinson shrewdly cashed in on the widespread global warming hoax by landing a cushy adjunct professorship...
Women With Breast Implants Insecure Says Man With $90,000 Mercedes
Santa Monica, CA - Local attorney Jason Koh delighted colleagues Monday with his witty and acerbic take on the inherent insecurity of women who...
Trump Presents Putin With Ceremonial Seized Baby
Helsinki, Finland - In a grand diplomatic gesture unseen since ancient Aztec times, President Trump graciously gifted a recently seized 10-month-old Guatemalan baby to Russian President Vladamir...
New Breed of Cat Designed To Be As Ugly As Human Baby
Old Lady’s Basement, OH - Long sought after as the apex of pet-breeding, elite breeders Schroder & Simmons announced Tuesday they have successfully bred...
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