ISIS Addresses Declining Martyr Recruitment By Upping Reward From 72 to...

In an unexpected and possibly desperate move, ISIS announced Wednesday that it is increasing its standard offer of 72 post-martyrdom virgins to a whopping...

Jon Gruden Spends Afternoon At Zoo Giving Expert Breakdowns of Various...

Tampa, Fla - A delighted crowd looked on Saturday as Monday Night Football color analyst Jon Gruden spent the better part of an afternoon...

Tarantino Quits Star Trek Project After Learning N-word No Longer Used...

Los Angeles, CA - Citing a lack of creative freedom, super-star director Quentin Tarantino abruptly pulled out of the planned next installment of the...

Body Image Advocacy Group Demands Church Provide More “Realistic” Depictions of...

Vatican City - Members of Christian body image advocacy organization Christians for a Realistic Appearing Messiah (“CRAM”) have been picketing outside the Vatican since...

Couple Who Just finished Sex Pretty Sure Cat There Whole Time

New York, NY - 35-year-old bar manager Conrad Richards was reportedly disturbed late Saturday, following a loud and vigorous sex-session with Tinder date, Lanitta...

Netflix Documentary On Net Neutrality Currently Unavailable

The Internet, Earth - Twitter was abuzz Tuesday with frustrated Netflix subscribers unable to access the controversial new documentary "The End of The Internet"...