Twitter In Uproar After Majestic Cow Is Poached For Meat
Heilongjiang, China - A torrent of rage swirled through Twitter Saturday following news that American hunter Owen Jacobs and his son Owen Jr. illegally...
Hundreds Of Catholic Priests Resign To Pursue Careers As Alabama District...
Gadsden, GA - In an unprecedented and mysterious wave of mass resignations, at least 358 Catholic priests from around the nation have left the...
Nicolas Cage Marks Himself “Safe” During Hollywood Witch Hunt
Las Vegas, NV - Friends, family, and admirers of Hollywood mega-star Nicolas Cage were relieved Monday morning to receive a Facebook notification from the...
Beautiful! Teen Thought Murdered Until Parents Found Her Suicide Pinterest Page
If this story doesn’t warm your heart, you are clearly a robot or a German - The heartbroken parents of 15-year-old Andrea Stith were...
Jeff Sessions Announces Crackdown On Sanctuary Elephants
Temerloh, Malaysia - Noting the existential threat posed by undocumented southeast Asian elephants, Attorney general Jeff Sessions embarked upon a bold and dangerous mission...
Concussed NFL Player Forgets To Thank God During Press Conference
Seattle, WA - Following a game in which he suffered a powerful blow to the head, Seahawks' star quarterback Russell Wilson shocked reporters and...
Report: Dad’s Comments On Facebook Actually Pretty Funny
Cedar Park, TX - 15-year-old Ainsley Palmer was reportedly shocked Tuesday evening after discovering that her father’s comments on her Facebook post were actually...
Woody Allen: We Can’t Create An Atmosphere Where Every Girl Cries...
Beverly Hills, CA - During a rare interview with Variety, legendary director Woody Allen commented for the first time on the Harvey Weinstein sex-abuse...
CEO Resigns After Eating Cathy’s Lunch
Shares of moist towelette manufacturer Whette Inc. fell 9% Thursday on news that co-founder and long-time CEO Eric Rhodes resigned after being caught eating...