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Cummy Bears? Say “I Love You” This Valentines Day With Candy...

What do you get for that special woman who has it all? How about a “personalized” twist on a classic childhood treat! Yes, there...

Redskins’ Owner Unveils Newly Acquired Team Logo

Washington D.C. - In what he called "the culmination of a lifelong dream," Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder gleefully unveiled his team's new "Chief...

Self-Driving Uber Suspended After Touching Self In Front of Female Passenger

Tempe, Arizona - Uber announced Friday the immediate suspension of its four-week-old autonomous car pilot-program following accusations that one of its self-driving vehicles exposed...

OP-ED: A Man Can’t Even Hug A Female Now Without Her...

The cultural rules of dating have changed so rapidly in my lifetime that I often feel like an alien who cannot keep up with...

Teen Fatalities Mount In Wake of Viral “Military Enlistment” Challenge

Corpus Christi, TX - Parents of teens across the nation were frantic Thursday as they struggled to understand the deadly consequences of the newest online...

Heroic Veteran of The War On Christmas Refuses To Take Down...

Birmingham, AL - Proud republican husband and father, and veteran of the ongoing War On Christmas, William Allen inspired Christians nationwide with his announcement...

Haiti Issues Travel Ban On All ‘Shithole Presidents’

Port-au-Prince, Haiti - Haitian President Jovenel Moise stunned the international community Friday with the issuance of an executive order barring the entry of any...

Steve Bannon Diagnosed With PTSD After Accidentally Pressing #2 For Spanish...

Beverly Hills, CA - Renowned Psychiatrist Dr. Bernard Neagle confirmed Wednesday that recently fired Breitbart chief and former Whitehouse advisor Steve Bannon has indeed been...

Bannon Resigns From Breitbart To Spend More Time With Scotch

Brentwood, CA - Breitbart News Executive Chair and controversial right-wing firebrand Steve Bannon resigned Tuesday in the wake of the publication of a new...

New iPhone OS Terms And Conditions Contract To Offer “Agree To...

In an apparent effort to appease unhappy iPhone users off-put by some of the more draconian clauses hidden in the most recent update of...