Left Wing Libtard Jefferson Beauragard Sessions Joins Conspiracy Against Trump
Washington D.C. - In an utterly predictable move, leftist cuck Jeff Sessions betrayed his president Thursday by issuing a statement in support of the...
Trump Presents Putin With Ceremonial Seized Baby
Helsinki, Finland - In a grand diplomatic gesture unseen since ancient Aztec times, President Trump graciously gifted a recently seized 10-month-old Guatemalan baby to Russian President Vladamir...
Eccentric Billionaire Uses Sweets To Lure Young Boys Into Tiny Submarine
Thailand - Following a missed opportunity to use his high-tech, boy-sized, and unmistakably phallic submarine to traffic a group of eleven athletic young Thai...
Matt Damon Rumored To Play 4 Thai Navy Seals In Upcoming...
Burbank, CA - Just hours after news broke that all 12 members of the Wild Boar soccer team, along with their coach, have been rescued...
Americans Stockpile Abortions And Same-Sex Marriages In Advance of Trump Court-Appointment
Washington D.C. - In the wake of Justice Anthony Kennedy's retirement announcement, liberals nationwide have begun stockpiling abortions and same-sex marriages at an unprecedented...
Genius! This “Tinder For Incels” Will Stalk And Verbally Abuse...
Dating can be exhausting when you're an incel. After swiping left on 90 percent of Tinder profiles because the prospects are too fat, too...
Giuliani: President’s Self-Pardon Power Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Him...
Washington D.C. - Continuing his whirlwind media tour, President Trump's counsel Rudy Giuliani told ABC News Tuesday that the President "probably" has the power...
Don Jr. Has No Recollection of Telling Father How Third Season...
Washington D.C. - Newly leaked transcripts of the Senate testimony of Donald Trump Jr. reveal that the president's firstborn had his allowance cut in half following an...
Internet Divided Over Whether Yanni Sounds Like Music Or Ear Torture
Just three years ago, a debate over the color of a dress nearly broke the internet. Now, a four-second audio clip of the Greek...
Science Explains Why Tide Pods Taste Like Cilantro To Some, Soap...
Enthusiasts of the flavor of Tide Pods often compare its aromatic aftertaste, to that of the fresh crisp, universally adored herb cilantro. Thanks to extensive...