F*cket List! 10 Sex Things Every Person Should Try Before They...
Sex is great, but with everything going on these days (looking at you, #metoo movement), most of the good sex things are off the...
Study: Day-Drinking Tied To Higher Incidence of Going To Bed On...
Pasadena, CA - A study published Tuesday by researchers at Caltech found a surprising correlation between consumption of copious amounts of alcohol during the...
Unemployed Screenwriter Puts Finishing Touches On 6th Draft of Oscar Acceptance...
North Hollywood, CA - Resisting the urge to work on his two unfinished feature screenplays, unemployed writer Mark Patterson polished off a stellar re-write...
Study: Fear of Liberals Taking Guns Number One Reason For Keeping...
Washington, D.C. - According to a study published by Pew Research Center this week, most Americans cited fear of liberals breaking into their home and...
LAFP Announces Controlled Burn of Homeless To Slow Spread of Typhus...
Los Angeles, CA – The Los Angeles County Fire Department announced plans Monday to join in the City’s effort to prevent the recent outbreaks...
OP-ED: I Am an Independent, Impartial Judge of Beer
By Bart O'Kavanaugh
I was deeply honored to stand at the White House July 9 with my wife, Whatsherface, and my daughters, they know who...
Stopping Priests From Molesting Children Conspicuously Absent From Church’s List of...
From the earliest days of Pope Francis' reign, saint watchers pegged the wildly popular pontiff as a strong candidate for eventual canonization. Las Vegas...
Bernie Sanders Sends Back Soup
Burlington, Vermont - What started off as a perfectly normal Tuesday morning at the Main Street Delicatessen was turned upside down when U.S. Senator Bernie...
Supreme Court On Cusp of Historic Level of Diversity of Sexual...
Washington D.C. - Despite resistance from Senate Democrats, it appears likely that the confirmation of Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh will create unprecedented diversity among...
LAPD “Lip Sync Challenge” Ruined When Black Camera Man Shot By...
Police departments across the nation have made great strides in lightening their image in recent weeks by participating in the online viral "police lip...