God Insists Alex Trebek Put Prayer In Form of Question
Culver City, CA - Still reeling from his recent diagnoses with stage-4 pancreatic cancer, beloved quiz-show host Alex Trebek was dismayed Friday...
Fans Just Glad Michael Jackson Not Alive To See He’s A...
In wake of the release of two-part HBO Documentary "Leaving Neverland," Michael Jackson fans everywhere are reeling over compelling evidence that their...
Switching To Plant-Based Diet ‘Single Biggest Way’ We Can Save Earth’s...
According to a new comprehensive analysis done by Yale University climate researchers, the single most impactful measure individuals can take to protect the planet's...
Nation Fondly Remembers When President Was Boring As Fuck
Washington D.C. - Hundreds of mourners gathered at the Capitol rotunda Tuesday to say goodbye to the last American President about whom no one...
White House Unveils Festive Christmas Cross
Washington D.C. - In a bold departure from Christmas tradition, the White House unveiled a festive burning lawn-cross as part of its Holiday decorations Tuesday. The...
Mercury In Retrograde, Widespread Bloodshed Inevitable
Earth – In yet more bad news for Earth, early this morning the planet Mercury went into retrograde. The unexpected shift in the forward motion...
Stan Lee Expected To Make Annoying Cameo At Own Funeral
Nerds across the Nation were left reeling Monday on news of the death of Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee. The brokenhearted legion of mom's...
Crestfallen Facebook Friend Has Been To Same Place Where Mass Shooting...
Thousand Oaks, CA - Your Facebook friend, James, was in shock early Thursday morning after learning that a tragic mass shooting happened the previous...
Massive Voter Fraud Uncovered When Local Democrat Posts Selfie with 2...
Just hours after midterm elections were officially called, irrefutable evidence of widespread voter fraud surfaced when Florence Stanely, a registered Democrat, posted a picture...