Tiki-Torch Filler Had No Idea What March Was About

Charlottesville, VA - 23-year-old Zach Lee, recent graduate of Eastern Mennonite University, pled for forgiveness Sunday following the publication of photos from the August...

President Denounces Hate On All Sides Of Hate Crime

Bedminster, NJ - With golf course flags at half-mast, the President of the United States unequivocally denounced the barbarous violence perpetrated by all sides...

HBO Promises More Diversity In Season 8 Of Game of Thrones

In response to a recent barrage of criticism regarding the lack of diversity found on hit show Game of thrones, HBO head of programming...

Woman Finds Unsolicited Dick-Pic Surprisingly Fetching

Los Angeles, CA - In stark contrast to the countless unrequested penile photographs with which she was previously inundated, local hostess Sarah Halicki was...

Delusional Narcissistic Autocrat With Awful Haircut Threatens Nuclear Attack

Earth - Financial markets fell world-wide Tuesday following threats of nuclear attack made by an utterly delusional world leader with an awful haircut who...

New Breed of Cat Designed To Be As Ugly As Human...

Old Lady’s Basement, OH - Long sought after as the apex of pet-breeding, elite breeders Schroder & Simmons announced Tuesday they have successfully bred...