Saturday, May 4, 2024

8 Hacks For Flying Spirit This Holiday Season (That They Don’t Want You To Know)

Spirit Airlines? More like Break-My-Spirit Airlines! But if you find yourself traveling on this bare-bones, no frills, meat shipment tube version of unprepared Top Ramen; you clearly have no money... and even less dignity. So here are 8 ways you can make the most of it. 1. Layers! Layers! Layers! Wear all your luggage on your person. Spirit Charges exorbitant fees...

OP-ED: I Drowned My First Litter; And It Was The Right Thing To Do

My name is Miss Igloo. And I drowned my first litter. For nearly five years, I buried those words in a hairball of secrecy and shame. But today, at long last, I open my almost-lips and speak them publicly for the very first time. I got pregnant at six-months-old. And I drowned my first litter. And my only regret is...

16 Things Your Cleaning Lady Wishes You Knew…OMG I’m So Guilty of #12!

We’ve interviewed experienced housekeepers on matters, such as how much to tip, which requests are considered rude, and how much sexual harassment is too much.

Beautiful! Teen Thought Murdered Until Parents Found Her Suicide Pinterest Page

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If this story doesn’t warm your heart, you are clearly a robot or a German - The heartbroken parents of 15-year-old Andrea Stith were desperate for answers after their beloved daughter was found asphyxiated in the trunk of her boyfriend’s car last week. Under the circumstances, they were naturally somewhat suspicious that foul play had occurred. That was until...

LAPD “Lip Sync Challenge” Ruined When Black Camera Man Shot By Cadet

Police departments across the nation have made great strides in lightening their image in recent weeks by participating in the online viral "police lip sync challenge." By showing the soft and silly side of the Nation's law-enforcement officers, the challenge has succeeded in easing racial tensions and connecting officers to the communities they serve. Sadly, those efforts hit a...

Op-ed: The Toy Under The Couch Is Never Coming Back

It happened again. I swore it never would, but it did. I lost control of my favorite scrunchy foil ball and it went under the couch; just out of paw's reach. And this time I know it's never coming back. This was the longest it had ever been in my possession and I was certain I had learned how...

Endorsement: Mike Bloomberg Is The Only Candidate With The Integrity And Resources To Keep Paying Us After He Loses

We at Whiskeyleaks have worked hard to establish a reputation for integrity and truth-seeking in our hard-hitting journalism. We've always found it best to avoid political affiliations as not to give our critics ammunition with which to impugn our objectivity. However, this presidential election is different. The stakes have never been higher and we quite literally cannot...

OP-ED: Maybe If That Black Woman Would Buy An Expensive Item From My Store, Mall Security Wouldn’t Follow her Around

I’m not a racist, but I don’t understand why black people keep complaining about being followed around my candle shop by security, when all they would have to do is buy something expensive immediately upon arrival so I’d know they aren’t a thief. Just the other day, this young African American woman walked into my store, loitered for over 90...

OP-ED: I Am an Independent, Impartial Judge of Beer

By Bart O'Kavanaugh I was deeply honored to stand at the White House July 9 with my wife, Whatsherface, and my daughters, they know who they are, to accept President Trump’s nomination to succeed my former boss and total fucking madman Justice Anthony Kennedy, on the United States Supreme Court of Beer. My mom, who I call Mom—one of the...