Santa Monica, CA – Local attorney Jason Koh delighted colleagues Monday with his witty and acerbic take on the inherent insecurity of women who get breast-implants. “I just can’t take them seriously,” Koh explained while leaning on his $90,000 Mercedes. “If God gave you little titties, just stay in shape, be confident and rock what you got,” said the pot-bellied barrister who hasn’t worked out in two years. “It’s just a huge red-flag in terms of self-esteem. I mean yeah, I’ll still fuck you. But definitely not relationship material. “Koh went on to caution against dating women who wear too much make-up before departing for his membership appointment at the Marina del Rey yacht club.