Inspiring! US Announces Transition, Comes Out As Authoritarian Kleptocracy

After much speculation, The United States of America has officially come out as an Authoritarian Kleptocracy. In an interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer...

Stripper Who Gave Usher Herpes Sues For Royalties

Los Angeles, CA - 25-year-old exotic dancer Eden Hooper filed suit Monday against Jane Doe, recent recipient of a $1.1 million settlement from R&B...

Breast Feeding Infant Really More Of An Ass Man

Spokane, WA - Despite his total dependence on his mother’s breasts for sustenance, 13-month-old Daniel Lawton is actually more of an ass-man according...

Amazon No Longer Largest Streaming Service Following Netflix’s Purchase of The...

Luxor, Egypt - Unsatisfied with its status as the second biggest streaming service in the world, Netflix announced Friday it has reached agreements with...

Guy Who Invited Drunk Asshole To Party Struggles With How To...

Zionsville, IN - In a totally unexpected ordeal, local IT project manager Patrick Leaming struggled with how to deflect blame after inviting obnoxious asshole...