Hilarious Man On Facebook Leaves Sick Burn Under Woman’s Post About...

BROOKLYN, NY- Up-and-coming local stand-up comic Edward Figone raised eyebrows Sunday evening when he left the hilarious comment: "#humblebrag" under Facebook friend, Leah Cooper’s...

Hurricane Harvey Leaves Millions Of Texans Without Access To Fake News...

Corpus Christi, TX - In the devastating aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, nearly four million Texans are without electricity and internet, cutting them off from...

OP-ED: I Drowned My First Litter; And It Was The Right...

My name is Miss Igloo. And I drowned my first litter. For nearly five years, I buried those words in a hairball of secrecy and...

Unattractive Woman With HBO Always Seems To Get Laid On Sunday...

Amherst, NY - Local grad student Naureen Nayak, a homely young woman in possession of her parents' HBO Go password, has been inexplicably laid...

Study: Eating Just One Pistachio More Painful Than Childbirth

Ann Arbor, MI - Researchers at the University of Michigan Chronic Pain Research Center shocked the medical establishment Monday with the publication of a...

Genius! Enterprising THOTs Are Leasing Out Ad-Space On Their Lower Backs

If there were a way to expose your brand to a guaranteed fifty unique sets of eyes per week: Each for 15-20 minutes of...